For Kiwi and Moose: Why the Cops Won't Patrol Brice Street

As promised, I post a link to the story of a squirrel and a motorcycle;  it took some digging, but I found the original.  The first two or three pages of links for "squirrel and motorcycle" found many copies (even some attributed copies), but this IS the real one.

http://lifeisaroad.com/stories/2004/10/29/neighborhoodHazardorWhyTheCopsWontPatrolBriceStreet.html

Warning: Swallow the coffee/tea/water/whatever liquid you're downing right now, and put the rest aside for a couple minutes.  I will not be responsible for any destruction of keyboards, monitors or breathing.